Joe Biden Says He Has Cancer


Brayton Point (Mass.) – President Joe Biden made a speech on climate change. Joe Biden, President of the United States, claimed that he has been diagnosed with cancer.

Does it seem like a random, unsubstantiated word salad or is Biden actually suffering from cancer? However, the White House has yet to confirm or deny this claim.

Biden spoke before a backdrop of dystopian nightmares. Biden stated that climate change was “literally, but not figuratively, a present threat,” citing climate alarmists as having issued a code red to humanity.

He said, “Today, we are here in Brayton Point,” amid the rubble of an old power station. Only one-in-five hundred megawatts is enough to power Massachusetts’ homes and businesses.

He stated, “For over 50 years, this facility supported our region’s economic growth through the electricity they provided, good jobs they created, and the taxes they paid. Like many other plants, this plant also had a legacy. It was responsible for smog, greenhouse gas emissions, and toxins. ”

He said that people used to put oil from the plant on windshields. Claymont, Delaware was Claymont where he grew up. Claymont has more oil refineries than Houston.

He continued his wandering down memory lane.

“When we moved to Delaware, I lived in an apartment block up the street. Holy Rosary Grade School was also nearby. It was accessible via a four-lane highway, making it easy to find.  “And guess what? The first frost. You know what was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers, literally, to get the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so many damn other people I grew up with have cancer and why can—Delaware for the longest time had the highest cancer rate in the nation.”

Fact-checkers will no doubt weigh in as to whether any of what Biden spewed forth is true. In November 2019, the White House released a report on Biden’s health that included the following:

Is that what Biden meant? It is not clear if there were any non-melanoma areas of skin cancer before Biden became president. This is a new type or Biden simply misunderstands.

We awaited word from the White House.

Update at 4:15 PM: The White House issued a statement disproving the existence of cancer in Biden.

Watch the entire speech if you can bear it.